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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Bill O'Reilly - War Reporter

Bill O'Reilly, America's favorite blowhard, is reporting that there's a war on Easter. Think Progress points us to O'Reilly's website, were we find this:

"Although some left-wingers in the media deny it, we have documented a number of cases where Christian holidays, like Christmas and Easter, have been attacked by secular interests. Lawsuits and corporate policies have proved this point over and over again."
You know? If it weren't for Bill, we wouldn't know about these made-up wars. I wonder what he makes of this press release from the White House:

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
April 11, 2006

Passover, 5766

"Say therefore to the people of Israel, "I am the Lord, and I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, and I will deliver you from their bondage, and I will redeem you with an outstretched arm and with great acts of judgment."

Exodus 6:6

I send greetings to those observing Passover, beginning at sundown on April 12.

The story of the Jewish people throughout history reflects the triumph of faith, the importance of family, and the power of hope. During Passover, Jewish people across America and around the world gather together with family and friends to celebrate the liberation of the Children of Israel from slavery. By reading the Haggadah, singing traditional songs, and sharing the Seder meal, Jewish people relive the story of their redemption and ensure that their values and heritage are passed on to future generations.

During this celebration of faith and hope, we are reminded that freedom is the Almighty's gift to every man, woman, and child. We pray for a more peaceful and hopeful world where the blessings of liberty are bestowed upon all mankind.

Laura and I send our best wishes for a blessed Passover.



Clearly, there is no hope for the nation...

(Keywords: politics, religion, media, what a dick Bill O'Reilly is )

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

'nuff said.