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Friday, April 07, 2006

"Sen. Fist.. er, Frist... Cordially Invites You..."

One more reason why Bill Frist will never be president - he's been co-opted by the homosexual agenda. From the Washington Post:

"It was with some trepidation that we opened a most interesting card, which announced on a blue-jeaned cowboy's belt buckle something called the "5th Annual VOLPAC '06 Weekend" in Nashville on April 21-23.

"Problem was you had to unbuckle the cowboy's pants and look inside to see what this was all about. Seemed a bit too "Brokeback Mountain."

"Imagine our relief to find only that we were "cordially invited" to the event honoring Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn.) and "Mrs. Bill Frist, M.D." This is Frist's political action committee to raise money for other senators, making friends and positioning him nicely for his 2008 presidential bid."
OK, that's just bad design, right? I mean, to a foursquare, patriotic GOP supporter, it's just a bit of americana - who doesn't like cowboys? Well, it gets better:

"The back of the card shows the cowboy from behind with a red flowered handkerchief sticking out of his right pocket. Wait a minute -- wasn't there something about how this used to be some kind of code in the gay community years ago? A way to signal each other in crowded, noisy bars?

"So we checked the's Hanky Codes. Sure enough, there it was in the chart explaining what they mean: red hanky in right pocket. Oh, dear."

Red hanky, right pocket, means you're looking to... um, how to put it delicately? ... Have someone jam their fist up your ass.

Doesn't sound like my kind of party...

(Keywords: politics, humor, homosexual agenda, religious right )