Saturday, April 08, 2006
War on christians? OpEdnews.com comments on a Washington Post story debunking the idea of a 'war on christians'. Included are quotes from some of these poor, defenseless, crystal flowers of righteousness, so unfairly set upon by the vast hordes of the godless.
Here are a few of my favorites:
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
“We are approaching a time when Christians, especially, may have to declare the social contract between Enlightenment rationalists and Biblical believers - which formed the basis of the constitution written at our nation’s founding - null and void.”
“We’re fighting against humanism, we’re fighting against liberalism...we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our battle is with Satan himself.”
“No, I don’t know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.”
--George Bush Sr.
Like one reader wrote in a comment to one of my posts, it's fun to shoot fish in a barrel. I admit, these people aren't exactly moving targets, but that doesn't mean they don't belong in the shootin' gallery.
Besides, this way I get to post the cool sign I made at ChurchSignGenerator.com. Make your own, go forth, and spread evil.
(Keywords: politics, religion, funny, church, nutjobs, religious right )